Mexican Cheesecake
You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.
I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.
Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake
A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?
Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.
Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.