Mexican lawnmower
A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower
Mexican lawnmower
A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?
Mexican Lawnmower
A Lawnmower From Mexico
Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower
Mexican Lawnmower
A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Frank: Nah.
Mexican Lawnmower
When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
mexican lawnmower
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
i have a mexican lawnmower bitchIn terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.