Mexican Mustache
The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.
Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.
Mexican Mustache
Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.
mexican mustache
a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.
teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
mexican catfish mustache
: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.