Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

俚语	mexican sombrero
释义	Mexican Sombrero Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates. This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light John T - Can i sit on your head? Lauren - What are you doing to do.. John T - Its a suprise Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice 20 MINS LATER Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better! John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
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