mexican strawberries
South Texas slang for beans.
Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!
Mexican Strawberry
A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.
Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...
Mexican Strawberry
a male jizzes blood all of a girls nose giving her a bloody nose thus resembling a stawberry
Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a mexican strawberry