mexihole

Painfull burning of the anus from eating excessive amounts of mexican food.

Mexico + Holic = Mexiholic.
One who is *NOT* Mexican, but has an INTENSE obsession with Mexican culture(Food, people, clothing, music, the like...).

Mexiholics...
-Generally do exceptionally well in Spanish class, out of pure enthusiasm.
-Prefer you refer to them as Senor/Senorita/Senora.
-Have atleast 1/3 of their music as Pop-Latino.
-Set their iPod in Spanish.
-Do not speak in English. They use Spanglish(Spanish + English).
-Love to eat extremely spicy traditional Mexican cuisine, despite their palettes not being able to tolerate the flavor.
-Plan to name their kids Spanish names.
-Would rather watch "Go, Diego, Go!" than Family Guy or American Idol.
-Would rather see a live Mariachi Band concert than a Green Day or Kanye West concert.
-Add tildes and accent marks on school notes, OUTSIDE of Spanish class.
-Watch channel 195, or MTVtres. (Latino MTV)
-Look forward to Spanish class.
-Will kick your ass if you say anything...ANYTHING which insults Hispanics in any way.
-Own atleast 5 serapes.
-Vow to own a pet chihuahua when they grow up.
-Have seen the movie "Desperado" multiple times.
-Plan to get the symbol in the center of the Mexican flag(with the eagle eating the snake on the cactus)tattooed on one day.
-Roll their R's unintentionally in everyday sentences.
-Secretly like the illegal immigration crisis.
-Believe Spanish>French, when it comes to romantic-sounding value.
-Own more Pesos than American money.
-Will not have sweet sixteens. They will have Quinceaneras.