Meyafatha

Nonsense word; acts as a noun or an acknowledgement.

Proper English: Me, Then Your Father
Acceptable Variations: Meya, Fatha, Yafatha, Fathameya, Yafathameya, MEEEEE
"Hard R" variations (DON'T SAY THESE!): Meyourfatha, Meyafather, Meyourfather

Originally derived from an over-the-phone conversation between a drunken college student and his Italian parents.

The conversation went similarly to the following: "Christopher! What were ya doing last night, up calling me, ya fatha, me, ya fatha, me, ya fatha!"