MFOACF
Acronym for Mother Fucker Of All Cluster Fucks
The witness protection program ex-mobster reneged on his silent auction donation for the charity fundraiser because he really didn't get the ticket package from Ashton Kutcher – causing the angry PTA mother, representing the winning bidders, who happened to have old-world connections, to bring her full wrath, fury, and team of auditors after the baseball coach's booster club funds – creating the MFOACF for the team!