Miamisburg
A "city" in southwest Ohio. Potentially the most boring place on Earth. The middle of nowhere.
girl 1: "Ugh, I have to stay in the most awful place ever."
girl 2: "you're in Miamisburg?"
girl 2: "you're in Miamisburg?"
Miamisburg
A town in southwest Ohio full of sluts, bitches, whores, and druggies
Chirs: "I need to get laid and I'm out of weed."
Michael: "Just go to Miamisburg, they have plenty of sluts and cheap dro"
Michael: "Just go to Miamisburg, they have plenty of sluts and cheap dro"
Miamisburg
A small town in south west Ohio with the kindest people you’ll ever meet. You know everyone like they’re your own cousin. This small area is filled with the kindest, smartest, strongest people you’ll ever meet!
Tim: I just met a new really nice and funny friend at school!
Jenna: Wait, do you mean Chandler?
Tim: Yes!
Jenna: No wonder! She’s from Miamisburg.
Jenna: Wait, do you mean Chandler?
Tim: Yes!
Jenna: No wonder! She’s from Miamisburg.
Miamisburg Hoodrat
Trashy, weed smoking people that hang out at library park.
Roger: Dude do you know Taylor?
Alex: Yeah dude, she's a Miamisburg Hoodrat.
Alex: Yeah dude, she's a Miamisburg Hoodrat.
Miamisburg Middle School
The school for 12-14 year olds. Gossip about you here will spread faster than the speed of fucking light. Teachers treat you like second graders and the dress code is so sexist it’s not even funny. People are so freaking immature it’s not funny, they use Instagram and Snapchat to solve all their problems instead of acting like real people and everyone pussies out of everything and you’ll have fucking 14 year olds causing school threats for fun or trying to seem cool and half the kids here smoke weed thinking their so cool and everyone pretty much acts petty. If you wanna go to a shitty school system, come to miamisburg!
Kid: I go to Miamisburg Middle School. Worst school ever