michael disease
it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
Are you diagnosed with the michael disease?
michael bay disease
A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
michael jackson disease
When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.
My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.