Michael Long
God among all childs. He is founder of the LongBoys basketball team. He feeds on memes. On Passover, Jews put memes out on the front door to avoid their first born getting cheek-clapped by Senpai A.K.A Michael Long. His power level is equal to the the power level of chuck norris times the power level of God. In his free time he goes to ChristianMingle.com
Michael Long walks down to taco bell to get hamburger.
Literally Nobody:
Michael Long:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR PERISH IN HELL!!
Literally Nobody:
Michael Long:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR PERISH IN HELL!!
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