Michael Vicked

The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy.

Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me.

Michael Vick

(v.) The act of killing or mistreating animals, mostly dogs

My poodle Fluffy ate my best paperwork last night; I was so pissed so I pulled Michael Vick on Fluffy.

Michael Vick

Yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However, things are looking up as he has found Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ.

"Hey, did you hear that Michael Vick was suspended by the NFL and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with Nike?

"Tough break, nigga, there's always Fruit Loops"

**sound of Vick's private plane heading to Canada for his debut on the Toronto Argonauts. Or the Edmonton Eskimos. Or whoever.**

Michael Vick

Also see: Ron Mexico

A "quarterback" in the NFL. A flaming case of Herpes Simplex appears to make him run on every down and makes him very antsy in the pocket.

Michael Vick throws another interception then runs to the locker room for some Gold Bond.

Michael Vick

aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico

1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.

Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.

Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.

(Stats accurate as of 2005)

Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid

Michael Vick

The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.

Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.

Michael Vick

The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities.

Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?

Lopez: Ok.

Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights?

Lopez: Michael Vick

俚语	michael vicked
释义	Michael Vicked The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy. Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me. Michael Vick (v.) The act of killing or mistreating animals, mostly dogs My poodle Fluffy ate my best paperwork last night; I was so pissed so I pulled Michael Vick on Fluffy. Michael Vick Yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However, things are looking up as he has found Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ. "Hey, did you hear that Michael Vick was suspended by the NFL and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with Nike? "Tough break, nigga, there's always Fruit Loops" sound of Vick's private plane heading to Canada for his debut on the Toronto Argonauts. Or the Edmonton Eskimos. Or whoever. Michael Vick Also see: Ron Mexico A "quarterback" in the NFL. A flaming case of Herpes Simplex appears to make him run on every down and makes him very antsy in the pocket. Michael Vick throws another interception then runs to the locker room for some Gold Bond. Michael Vick aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico 1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft, exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season. Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses. Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown. (Stats accurate as of 2005) Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid Michael Vick The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game. Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever. Michael Vick The name that comes into play most often when discussing illegal pitbull activities. Psychiatrist: Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok? Lopez: Ok. Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal Pitbull Fights? Lopez: Michael Vick
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