michigan gas pump
Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
Girl: I'm from michigan
Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?
Girl: Only if it is high octane.
Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?
Girl: Only if it is high octane.