michiganize
To adapt software, systems, or processes to the University of Michigan way by stripping out key functionality, devolving the user interface, and adding maize and blue colors.
To prioritize form over functionality.
To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.
To prioritize form over functionality.
To reinforce institutional values of tradition, stubbornness, and elitism.
That app is way too powerful and easy to use. Let's michiganize it.
So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!
We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.
So what if hundreds of other organizations use this thing straight out of the box with great success? Michigan is special. Michiganize it!
We're not buying this phenomenal thing unless we can michiganize it.
Michigan
A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.
Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.
michigan
a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel
"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"
Michigan
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
Michigan
First line of defense against the canadians.
The canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of Michigan.
Michigan
The high five of America!
If some one asks you where your from and you live in Michigan you hold up your hand and just point it out
If some one asks you where your from and you live in Michigan you hold up your hand and just point it out
"I'm freezing my ass off but at least I live in the high five of America!"
Floridian: "Where are you from in Michigan ?"
Michigander: holds up hand, and points "Well yall, right about here, how bout you?"
Floridian: Whips out dick "right near the tip"
Floridian: "Where are you from in Michigan ?"
Michigander: holds up hand, and points "Well yall, right about here, how bout you?"
Floridian: Whips out dick "right near the tip"
Michigan
A state surrounded by water and filled with corn. The most random incredible shit comes from Michigan, despite it being one of the most boring places on earth, examples of this are: the automobile, the original snowboard, and rapper Eminem. If there was ever a song indirectly written about Michigan it would've been Hot n Cold by Katy Perry, because Michigan weather can be sunny shorts and flip flops weather all day, and then you'll get hit by a blizzard that night. There's jack shit to do in Michigan so most Michigan teens spend the average Friday night smoking weed and terrorizing Michigans chain grocery store, Meijer.
Michigan teen #1: Hey man what do you wanna do tonight?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?