Mickey Dip
The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.
John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?
Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.
Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.
dipping mickey
The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.
That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.