Microbrew Ass
The string-cheese style poop that is produced when consuming fair amounts of micro or home brew. Some attribute these types of poops based on the large amount of yeast left in the unfiltered beer.
Q: You have a headache from last night?
A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!
A: No, but I've got the string-cheesey poops bad... Microbrew Ass something fierce!