Microcunt
(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.
John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Microcunt
When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.
Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.
Microcunt
A short person that is also a cunt.
Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.
microcuntism
A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.
"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"