Micro$oft Vacuum
The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.
I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!