microphallusing
The act of a manager or supervisor micromanaging your work utilizing "small-dick energy". Micromanagement with an overt sarcasm, ego and know-it-all attitude. This word emphasizes double entendre utilizing the root term "microphallus" and structured to resemble "micromanaging".
Employee 1: "Watchout, that dickhead Mr. B is coming around the office microphallusing again. He really just tried to mansplain simple grade school math to me."
Employee 2: "Yeah, fuck this, i'm going on break early. I'll be back in a week."
Employee 2: "Yeah, fuck this, i'm going on break early. I'll be back in a week."