microSCOFT
An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.
Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(
David: Well what program did you use?
Dashyla: microSCOFT!!
minute later
Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
David: Well what program did you use?
Dashyla: microSCOFT!!
minute later
Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!