microsoft moment

Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).

Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart

Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?

Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.

Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.

Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.

Chick 1: Awesomeness.

microsoft moment

An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.

The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.

A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."

microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.

Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...

microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

俚语	microsoft moment
释义	microsoft moment Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage). Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf? Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment. Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads. Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though. Chick 1: Awesomeness. microsoft moment An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products. The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment. A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible" B: "Microsoft Moment..." A: "Blue screen of death?" B: "... and then some..." microsoft moment The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc). Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish. Client: How long until my computer is fixed? Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment. 30-infinity minutes later Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment! Tech: A microsoft moment, sir. Client: Oh for sh*t's sake... microsoft meditation moment waiting for a computer to reboot "while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"
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