Microwaveromantic
When you fall in love with your microwave because of how good a friend it is to you
“Did you hear that XYZ is a microwaveromantic?”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”