Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

microwave

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave

makes random noises at 3AM.

mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

microwave

A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!

Microwave

A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't.

PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia?
DAN:*speaks in weird voice* microwave
PHIL: That's not one!

In the Microwave?

When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?"

Originated in Topeka, Kansas:
"I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave."
"OH YEAH! In the microwave?"

Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling!
Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling!
Victor: In the microwave?

Microwave

(noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that.
Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris.

Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate.
Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now.
Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot.
Me: Thank god I can cook.

俚语	microwaves
释义	Microwaves A gift from god. Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning. microwave (n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave microwave makes random noises at 3AM. mike hawk: turns on microwave microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP microwave A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit. my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff! Microwave A word that Dan Howell THINKS is an onomatopoeia, but it isn't. PHIL: What's your favourite onomatopoeia? DAN:speaks in weird voice microwave PHIL: That's not one! In the Microwave? When someone says something already said, one will say "In the Microwave?" Originated in Topeka, Kansas: "I hated in the movie Urban Legend when the dog blows up in the microwave." "OH YEAH! In the microwave?" Victor: Hey, look at that can of pie filling! Danielle: Hey, look! Pie filling! Victor: In the microwave? Microwave (noun) A device used to warm up plates, and unevenly at that. Some try their luck for a meal that ends up cooked perfectly, without localized burns while the other side remains frozen rock-hard, but legends say it has only been done once before, by Chuck Norris. Friend: Ow, just burned my hand from the plate. Me: You'd think you would get used to your microwave by now. Friend: There's water everywhere and the centre has this creepy brown burnt spot. Me: Thank god I can cook.
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