Middle Looker
A complete and utter scrub at the sport of lacrosse. Originating from the fools that don't know how to fit a CPX on their heads. The correct way to lax is to be looking out the top two cage holes when strapped into your bucket to allow for maximun flow, any laxer knows this. When unstrapped, the true laxer can't even see- but his flow looks bad ass for warmups. Middle lookers look through the middle two holes of their dome piece and its the simplest way to spot a scrub.
Laxer A: Bro, kid is such a middle looker no chance he makes this team
Laxer B: Yea bro, played him in hockey this winter... total bender on the ice.
Laxer A: Figures..
Laxer B: Yea bro, played him in hockey this winter... total bender on the ice.
Laxer A: Figures..