middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.

Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!

All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.

Most pointless 3 years of life

You learn nothing useful in school, get more homework than high schoolers get, all the effort you put into anything doesn't count anyway.
You can get a 51% in every subject and it won't matter going into high school. Exams are pointless, everything about Middle School is pointless!!!
Your parents will freak on you if u get bad grades but grades dont ever matter until grade 12
You separate into cliques, and are that way until grade 12 (usually).
Everyone pretends to like all the new trends but they really dont care about them at all.

One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.

1. a place where poor kids are made fun of everyday

2. where kids have stupid relationships that last for 2 weeks

3. where kids are forced to go for 7 hours of the day

4. prep for high school

5. where most of the kids days are spent texting and spelling you like u

Arguably the worst three years of any child's schooling. You feel like you're too old to be treated like a young child but you're treated like one anyway. Some students test the limits, and as such the entire student body is restricted even more. You slowly loose your freedoms one by one until you feel like you might as well be in preschool for all the independence you have.

Also, it is close to guaranteed that in at least one of your middle school years, close to all of your friends will dump you. You know back in fifth grade when you and your BFF 4 LYFE swore you'd stay friends all the way through FOREVER? Yeah. That pretty much all goes to shit the second you hit middle school. People grow apart or become popular wannabes or just move on to different people. It sucks. You'll make new friends though. Usually.

Organization is a HUGE deal in Middle School. Teachers are all over you all the time, making sure you have every binder, paper, and book in place. It's obnoxoius and invasive. You'll get used to it.