Midgeman
A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.
Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"
Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"
Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"
Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"
Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"
Tillie: "(sigh), yes"
Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"
Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"
Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"
Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"
Tillie: "(sigh), yes"