midgetize
to smallen something
My sweater midgetized in the dryer
midget
The most evil being on planet earth. They spend their days hunting mankind and eating our souls. They hide in vending machine, around dark corners, under bridges, and Nationals stadium. The natural born enemy of the pint sized menace is the Ginger, as they have no soul to eat.
Fighting midgets is the highest calling any Ginger can answer.
Midgetal
a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance
Also can be used for determining distance
A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.
Midgetness
Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short!
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness
Midgetized
When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.
Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized
midget
Crowded elevators smell different to these people
Crowded elevators, believe me
midget
mid grade marijuana
Yo you know where I can get any midget?