Midlife

Midlife,
Do dont let him check your shorts.
Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife"
Substanial penalty for early withdrawl

Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan!

Midlife Crisis

When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.

Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"

Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"

Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."

Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."

Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."

Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."

Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons

"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons

midlife homosexual

A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual.

After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature.

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

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释义	Midlife Midlife, Do dont let him check your shorts. Lover of sheep, Owner and President of "Bank Of Midlife" Substanial penalty for early withdrawl Midlife stole my Sheep, But he did get me a good deal on a loan! Midlife Crisis When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them. Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?" Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!" Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow." Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for." Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for." Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy." Midlife Crisis The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway. Fred: What's with your dad's car? Joe: Midlife crisis. Midlife crisis When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger. midlife crisis "When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons "A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons midlife homosexual A previously heterosexual acting person who reaches midlife and finally embraces the fact he or she is truly a homosexual. After twenty years of living in a socially expected marriage Henry announced that he was in fact a midlife homosexual and divorced his wife to pursue his previously denied nature. midlife crisis The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'. He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.
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