Midwest Hot Pocket

This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.

Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

俚语	midwest hot pocket
释义	Midwest Hot Pocket This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses. Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties... Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro! Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots! Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share? Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better! Dude #1: I like you schlong! Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor! Dude #1: OOOOOHHH Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket! Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch! Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you. Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash! Midwest Hot Pocket Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well. Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used. Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro? Bro #1: The cozier the better bro! Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other! Bro #1: Right on! Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bro #2: I'm going to explode! Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus. Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!
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