Mike Jones
A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"
He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo
Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!
Mike Jones
One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Mike Jones
1. A hateful rapper who frequently shouts out his name.
2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.
3. New Zealand rugby player.
4. An American football linebacker.
5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.
6. An English football (soccer) player.
7. An American professional wrestler.
8. A Canadian pitcher.
9. A Scottish film director.
10. A jazz musician.
11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.
11. A rodeo performer.
12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).
13. A new age pianist.
14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.
15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.
16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.
17. A culture and technology commentator.
18. A medieval scholar.
19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.
3. New Zealand rugby player.
4. An American football linebacker.
5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.
6. An English football (soccer) player.
7. An American professional wrestler.
8. A Canadian pitcher.
9. A Scottish film director.
10. A jazz musician.
11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.
11. A rodeo performer.
12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).
13. A new age pianist.
14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.
15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.
16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.
17. A culture and technology commentator.
18. A medieval scholar.
19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
No examples needed for this definition of Mike Jones.
Mike Jones
A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
Mike Jones
A generic rapper with a generic name who got famous by repeating his generic name to some generic beats.
Who?
Why, Mike Jones, silly!
Why, Mike Jones, silly!
Mike Jones
A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach
Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones
Mike Jones
Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.
Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.