Mike Ropenis
Chad's alter ego.
Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...
Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.
Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.
Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...