Mikey D

A young male, orange in skin color, who thinks he is part of a higher homosexual society where he is king. Lips are always glossed with pink lip gloss and never wears a shirt. Pants are nearly always ripped and his middle finger always makes an appearance in every facebook picture.

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.