Milan, Ohio
(Pronounced "My-lan") A town so small you can walk from one side to the other in 5 minutes. Birthplace of Thomas A. Edison, yes that one, and were featured in an episode of Supernatural. We have a festival every year celebrating melons and Toft's makes watermelon ice cream and cantaloupe sherbet only for this event. Promise it's the best. Also if you are lucky you will see the Peacock.
IT IS PRONOUNCED "MY-LAN" AND ON GOD IF YOU CALL IT "MILL-LAN" YOU WILL GET SHANKED BEHIND THE EDISON HOUSE- Milan, Ohio residents