Mile high-five club
Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
Mile High-Five
The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.
Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
Shaq: "Shazaam!"