milftard
A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.
"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"
milftarded
A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!
Milftard
Horniest mf ever
'did you see milftards new video?'
'yeah that boy needs some huh'
'yeah that boy needs some huh'