military clout chaser
Someone who joins the military only for the reason of clout, because they were a pathetic loser growing up. They don't actually care about serving the country and only care about being more interesting then they actually are
Person 1: hey I heard that Dolan is joining the army
Person 2: yeah but he's a military clout chaser and only does it to be interesting
Person 2: yeah but he's a military clout chaser and only does it to be interesting