Milkano
A moderate to large sized milk volcano that has layed dormant for a number of years, it will not pose a serious threat unless situated on top of a microwave, where it will then be triggered by a lizard wizard. an interesting fact about the milkano is that the catalyst for this silent killer is actually the placement of the milk versus the presence of the milk itself
woah look at that milkano, i bet they never wished they made microwave kraft dinner