Milkfloat
Someone who is typically slow (like a milkfloat) minded and could often be referered to as an invalid.
Guy: Mate, dat bitch didn't even pre heat the oven before cooking her ready meal..
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.
Friend: I told you, proper fucking milkfloat.
MilkFloat
slang term for a woman with large brests
"Look at milkfloat over there"
crashed the milkfloat
when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped
Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors