Milky Wilky
The act of a man taking a shit on another man or woman's face, while jizzing all over his or her chest.
Hoyl fuck, Ryan just took a sticky milky wilky on Jaison.
Milkie Wilkie
You can be a milkie wilkie, but you have to be the legend who really wants a girl firned. He does not ask girls about but he really likes them and wishes the girl would. Also, you gotta be an absolute lad, best at everything, and don't forget how big his love for William Johnson is (#HUGE)
I wish I was a Milkie Wilkie