Milk-Juice Man
Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.
Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.