avert
a chick with high hotness levels
how that babe sure is a avert
crisis averted
It is the formal expression for "Pheww"
My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted
faith-avertive
Someone who is allergic to religion
Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
Avert-O-Vision
1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.
2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.
3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.
3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.
2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.
3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.
3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
crisis averted
The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?
Ala-clara-walatin-avert
The combination of the several brands of chewable allergy medications. Alavert, Clariton,and Walatin.
I need some Ala-clara-walatin-avert for my allergies.
Avert
To avoid something.
One my way to work I had to avert a car.