millimeter
A nickname for a really nice man I know, also a unit of measure.
have you seen millimeter? he seems to be living up to his name lately.
millimeter peter
An incredibly small cock.
Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.
millimeter peter
The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.
*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Millimeter Monster
A very small penis
Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
Millimeter Defeater
A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Van Millimeter
Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.
Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?
Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
millimeter milk
The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.
Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it