Milwuakee Mudflap

After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.