MIME SEX
When you have quiet sex in your house when there are other people there. This leads to a lot of pointing and grabbing to explain what you want your partner to do in order for no one to hear you.
ME: I completely banged that girl last night!
U: Dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?
ME: Yes, She was upstairs, so I had mime sex in the Living Room real quick.
U: Sweet
U: Dude, your mom was home last night wasnt she?
ME: Yes, She was upstairs, so I had mime sex in the Living Room real quick.
U: Sweet