Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

俚语	mind over splatter
释义	Mind Over Splatter A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind. Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load. Tim: Mind over Splatter? Mike: You know it. Mind over Splatter "What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter." Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
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