mind spaniels
This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.
'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'
or..
'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'
or..
'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'