Mindsterbation
When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
mindsterbate
An alternative to having intelligent conversation with other people, in which you have a conversation or debate with yourself, either aloud or in your head. Often caused by the absence of intelligent friends or acquaintances.
Man, my friends are such idiots. I have to mindsterbate every night.
Mindsterbating
The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.
Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?
Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Mindsterbation
derived from the term mind-fucking, where when mind fucking one self, one tends to mindsterbate, therefore the word directs towards the situation to when a person is fucking with ones on mind he tends to be mind-fucking
Joe: I have been fucking with my mind, with all this arithmetic and alcohol
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form