mindsturbate
To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.
"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."
mindsturbation
To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.
That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.
criminal mindsturbating
Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Mindsturbation
Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.
She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.
Mindsturbation
The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts
My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!
so I went full Mindsturbation,
and my brain got me HORNY!