mingery
Injury to a minge.
I got a mingery from waxing.
mingeries
Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.
James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"
Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"
Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"