Avilating

pronounced (Av-uh-late-ing) Similar to PMS but can happen in guys and girls. Where there is no vaginal bleeding there are mood swings and constant mood changes. Mostly predominate in Hispanic populations. Avilating seems to occur most often when an individual is outside of their most common element such as but not limited too: working overtime, day trades and talking to white people (if the person that is avilating is indeed Hispanic) Symptoms include constant fear that the man is trying to bring you down or screw you over some how, bitchiness, cramps and sometimes the occasional cold sweat. There are no cures for avilating you just have to hope that person goes away eventually.

The only friend you’ll ever need. She is fiercely loyal, will slash tires with you, will drink till your shoes come off and your tongue turns blue, and will be your eardrum for life. You laugh until you cry with her and will probably throw up with her in the local Waffle House. She will most likely give you a rotisserie chicken for your birthday, but don’t judge this, you actually really needed a rotisserie chicken. She can balayage your hair like there’s no tomorrow and will definitely remind you to get a pedicure. If you have a Bridget you have everything. Don’t let her go without telling her how important she actually is.

Is a word used to describe someone that is cute and kind.

An old country term that means to lie with fat pigs. In Puerto Rico, a man who like to play with the balls of donkeys, is refer to as an AVILES. In The United States, an AVLES is referred to as a non conforming, in but almost out of the closet homosexual who will perform almost any type of favors for a cookie.

A shady ass character who is always found lurking around young women pretending to be gay